Crafty Ideas & More

Rudolph Sandwiches – Just in Time for Christmas

Take a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, cut it crossways for a triangle.
Decorate it for a reindeer use two raisins for the eyes, five or six raisins for the mouth, broken pretzel bits for the horns, and a bright half a cherry for the nose

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Make your own LUMP OF COAL CANDY – stocking stuffer

Need something for that last minute stocking stuffer?

LUMP OF COAL CANDY -

2 C. granulated sugar
3/4 C. light corn syrup
1/2 tsp. black paste food color
1/2 C. water
1 tsp. anise extract

Line an 8-inch square baking pan with foil, extending edges over the sides
of pan. Lightly grease foil with butter.

Combine sugar, corn syrup and water in a heavy 2-quart saucepan. Stir over
medium-low heat until sugar is dissolved and mixture comes to a boil, being
careful not to splash sugar mixture on side of pan. Cook about 15 minutes
until a candy thermometer registers 290ºF, without stirring.

Immediately remove from heat. Stir in anise extract and food color. Pour
mixture into prepared pan. Cool completely.

Lift candy out of pan using foil. Place candy between 2 layers of heavy-duty
foil. Pound with mallet to break candy into 1 to 2-inch pieces.

POEM:

I heard you have been naughty not nice,
And Santa even checked his list twice.
So all the way from the cold North Pole
all you’re getting is a bag of coal.
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Merry Christmas from Gag Gifts R Us

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Kellogg’s Rice Krispies Treats Thanksgiving Turkeys

Brought to you by Kellogg’s

I just had to share this with the world! I just ran across it on the internet. Don’t you just love google?

Ingredients
3 tbsp margarine
1 package (10 oz, about 40) marshmallows or 4 cups miniature marshmallows
6 cups Kellogg’s® Cocoa Krispies® cereal
Candy corn, red hot candies, pretzels, peanut butter
Directions
In a large microwave safe bowl, heat margarine and marshmallows at HIGH for 3 minutes, stirring after 2 minutes. Stir until smooth. Add KELLOGG’S Cocoa Krispies cereal. Stir until well coated. Using spatula coated with cooking spray or waxed paper, press mixture into 15 1/2 x 10 1/2 x 1-inch pan coated with cooking spray. When slightly cooled, shape cereal mixture into body and head shape using buttered hands. Place on waxed paper or a surface coated with cooking spray. Allow to cool. Spread peanut butter over turkey body and sprinkle with Cocoa Krispies cereal. Decorate with red hot candies and miniature marshmallows for eyes and candy corn for beak. Break off sides of twisted pretzels and insert into body for tail feathers. Insert pretzel rods for legs.
Additional Information
For best results, use fresh marshmallows. Microwave cooking times may vary. 1 jar (7 oz) marshmallow creme can be substituted for marshmallows. Diet, reduced calorie or tub margarine is not recommended. Store no more than two days in airtight container.

You can see pictures of these and get all the Nutrition Facts for these cute Turkeys by clicking here

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Bad kid or adult? Special Christmas Surprise

We have something special for that bad boy or girl on your Christmas list. It’s not the typical coal that everyone is used to getting when they are on the naughty list.

We have something very personal that belonged to Santa! And we want you to have some too.

But before we tell you what we have for you. Check your rating on the Santa Claus Naughty or Nice List!

You can also learn the Top Ten ways to make the Naughty List, and the Top Ten ways to make the Nice List. Just click on the Top Ten signs for each. They are definitely fun!

OK back to our special naughty list gift idea. We have Santa Snot! See the smiles, hear the laughter of everyone when you give a co-worker or family member some Santa Snot!

Well you are checking out the Santa Snot be sure to look at the Candy Cane Seeds and all the rest of the great smiles we have for you to pass around!

Happy Holidays!

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Give Buyers a little something extra!

EVERYONE loves freebies!

Like ebay sellers adding mints to their package to remind buyers to leave feedback or to just say Thank You.

At www.GagGiftRUs.com we have very unique items that you can easily ask us to put your name on – personal or business.

Your customer would never forget you if you sent them a Make Your Own Straw Hat Kit and place your own sticker on the package with your name.

OR

Why not send your customer some donuts! They would really get a giggle out of that!

The best thing is – they won’t throw these away! They will show them to family and friends etc. Your name will be seen by many!

Why send a tradition Christmas card to your friends and family. Coming soon we will have Santa Snot and Candy Cane Seeds!

So come check us out and put a smile on your face!

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